25 Hawaiian Tiki Swizzle / Stir Sticks

I live in Minneapolis, but I like my tropical drinks. I have found these swizzle sticks to be a classy, space-age swizzle for my zombies, mai tais, and missionary's downfalls. Remember, they are plastic, not wood, in case your fellow party goers are allergic.

However! They are absolutely dreadful as shovels for clearing the snow off of the walkway. I mean, they break easily, hold relatively little snow, and if you're drunk, which you would be if you're using these instead of a snow shovel, are easy to just lose in the snowdrift. You might find them in the spring, but a squirrel might walk off with it instead.