Kidz Bop Country

They really made this?!?!?!
What's next? Kidz Hop? an album of child friendly hip hop songs, such as back that azz up and "the Whisper song?"
I would recommend this for any parent who loves the USA, and wants to raise their children to be close-minded, self-righteous, right wing automatons.

I am numb at the sheer power of this album. Nothing beats twangy singers joined by a chorus of kidz to team up and belt out some true country classics. This concept should have happened a long time ago. Most country music is written at a kidz level, so it is very logical that kidz should be singing with someone that is really good a doing karaoke to country music. I was blown away by the version of "Why" on this Cd. There has never been a more apt title for a song ever. One may wonder "Why" it was recorded. It was recorded so that 40 years from now, I can tell my grandkids that I was alive when a country tour de force was dropped on the unsuspecting ears of the world. I like Carrie Underwood a lot, she's smoking hot, but her version of "Jesus, steer this car" is nowhere near as powerful as the version on this CD. When I listen to this version, I just let go of my steering wheel and let the son of god take over. Sometimes he runs into a sign or embankment, but I just turn it over.

This cd will make you happier than you were when the backstreet boys released their comeback effort. Remember that day? I do. You were just counting the minutes until the record store opened. After you bought it, you were so happy that you went and bought a Coconut Cream pie from the refrigerated section and ate the whole thing. Sure, you put on a couple pounds, but you were going to start hitting the treadmill the next week anyway. You're looking better now. That feeling can finally return with this release.

Thank you Kidz Bop for making average attainable for the masses. I still live in the gated community and average doesn't have the code for entry.