You May Grow Up to be a Fish

This story is fun, clever, and romantic, like the Amazon Short "A Feast to See and Hear", by the same author. In "You May Grow Up to Be a Fish", everyone on Earth gets to answer the question, "If you could be any kind of animal, what kind of animal would you be?" plus it's full of (fantasy?) solutions for so many of today's problems.
In "Feast",you find out how it's possible to enjoy any kind of food, as much as you want, all your life, without ever gaining an ounce! The romance concerns a couple that clash because he's with the "Food Police" and she's a restaurant reviewer!